The Cool Girl Shirl from as you are is like the first thing on the cocktail menu, and I didn't want a beer so it seemed like a golden opportunity for a review. A dirty shirley isn't traditional, so I wasn't expecting classic childhood perfection. But this was just gross....
₊♡₊˚・₊✧THE SHIRLEY TEMPLE SHOWDOWN!₊♡₊˚・₊✧
Ever since I was a little girl at pizza restaurants, I have been searching for the perfect shirley temple.
Ever since the creation of the shirley temple, beverage artists have sought a definite ranking system so that they might perfect their ever-evolving craft.
I would like to attempt that feat.
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Do you know what a Shirley Temple is? Don't say a sprite with grenadine. It's something more. Something much, much, more. Maybe you've had one. Maybe you think you know. But do you really know? Do you know what separates the average from the good? The good from the great? The ideal after which we reach, blindlessly, at every sober function?
Would you like to know?